Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race. I’ve turned the fasten your seat belt sign back on because shit is about to get real.
When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.”
The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.