College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

(via cdeathhh)

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

(via combatbabycomeback)

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

(via thisisgoodbyegravity)

Lol I honestly have this thought every single time I cross a road.

(via theworksofegan)

"Hit me I havent slept in 78 hours."

(via @drowningxtc )

(via seventy--times--seven)

(Source: tinderboyz, via death-by-lulz)


Pyramids at night in Cairo, Egypt 

Pyramids at night in Cairo, Egypt 

(Source: bl-ossomed, via iknewyouwerepizza)

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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image

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

(via moistpits)

(Source: katiebishop, via heyfunniest)

@katmedley @emilyhopereeves #happyhour #aftershoppingbliss #bestfriends (at Chili’s Grill & Bar)

@katmedley @emilyhopereeves #happyhour #aftershoppingbliss #bestfriends (at Chili’s Grill & Bar)

Rainbow shots!!! @emilyhopereeves @katmedley @_tipsygypsy  (at The Office Club)

Rainbow shots!!! @emilyhopereeves @katmedley @_tipsygypsy (at The Office Club)